Welcome to another installment of GPW's Fine Form Friday. Today, we've got four pictures to examine.
Butter. A baby's butt. The top of Jefe's dome. Wego's pickup lines. Caddy Boy's basement-made beer. JC's swing at the par 5 7th at Erin Hills. They're all pretty much the same; velvety smooth.
Our second picture also features JC, this time bunkered at Ballyneal's 13th hole. GPW has never had to worry about this bunker, because it is 328 yards from the tee! (Okay, that is a lie. GPW does worry about this bunker, sometimes on his second shot). This picture is further proof that women want to sleep with JC and men want to be him.
Our third picture has Jefe and JC relaxing at one of golf's most iconic spots; Ben's Porch at Sand Hills. This picture was taken shortly after the round was completed. Take note that Jefe is dispondent and already hitting the bottle after having witnessed (we are all witness) Wyatt play on a different level, a level reserved mostly for professionals, robots and alien life forms. GPW suspects this isn't the first time Wyatt has driven grown men to drink. JC simply wears a Ben Hogan scowl of disapproval.
Our final picture is proof that Jefe is cheating on Caddy Boy. It appears that Jefe is playing a knock down wedge (would this have been CB's advice?) to the par 5 5th green at Lost Dunes, while his rent-a-caddy cheers him on. Is that a box of heart shaped chocolates I see sticking out of Jefe's golf bag?
Butter. A baby's butt. The top of Jefe's dome. Wego's pickup lines. Caddy Boy's basement-made beer. JC's swing at the par 5 7th at Erin Hills. They're all pretty much the same; velvety smooth.
Our second picture also features JC, this time bunkered at Ballyneal's 13th hole. GPW has never had to worry about this bunker, because it is 328 yards from the tee! (Okay, that is a lie. GPW does worry about this bunker, sometimes on his second shot). This picture is further proof that women want to sleep with JC and men want to be him.
Our third picture has Jefe and JC relaxing at one of golf's most iconic spots; Ben's Porch at Sand Hills. This picture was taken shortly after the round was completed. Take note that Jefe is dispondent and already hitting the bottle after having witnessed (we are all witness) Wyatt play on a different level, a level reserved mostly for professionals, robots and alien life forms. GPW suspects this isn't the first time Wyatt has driven grown men to drink. JC simply wears a Ben Hogan scowl of disapproval.
Our final picture is proof that Jefe is cheating on Caddy Boy. It appears that Jefe is playing a knock down wedge (would this have been CB's advice?) to the par 5 5th green at Lost Dunes, while his rent-a-caddy cheers him on. Is that a box of heart shaped chocolates I see sticking out of Jefe's golf bag?
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